It's 4/20

For all you hippies out there, today is 4/20, when all hippies, pot-heads and Nazis come together to smoke weed and celebrate Hitler's birthday, or whatever pot-heads and hippies celebrate these days. Go get high and listen to your Allman Brothers or your Greatful Dead or String Cheese Incident or whatever awful music you listen to when you get high, you Burning-Man loving longhairs!

Note: I'm not endorsing any ingestion of any narcotics. I'm saying that the reason these bands, among others, have such a huge following (hippies, my uncle Ted, people without jobs (all three)) is because allegedly they sound good when you're high. That's wrong. They sound bad all the time, and listening to them sober will kill slightly fewer brain cells than listening to them while stoned.